jen | i like to be pretentious and watch movies


I can’t believe I haven’t posted these yet #magnets #magneticpoetry #turndownforwhat






I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy



we’re brothers, you and i.
(for xaviiers)


*panics but in a super chill & casual way*



Who is the target audience for Gogurt? Is it for children? I feel like the marketing is trying to make it look “cool” but I don’t know why. It’s cool to eat yogurt out of a tube. Cool kids don’t know how to use spoons? Spoons are for fucking losers. I’m on a public bus right now and I’ve never been in a relationship and I think about dropping out of college every day


"You know, actually, it’s kinda funny. Because every time I would mention some obscure singer or band, you knew so much about them. But not right away, it was like a few minutes later. Maybe enough time to look them up on the web? Jeff, you used the same phrases about Goldfrapp as they do on Busted! Oh and by the way, I fucking hate Goldfrapp."

Hard Candy (2005)
dir. David Slade


"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

its britney bitch

the bible (leviticus 7:58)

#the hour